Flying Pterodactyls!!!

WELL, LOOKS LIKE I AM COMPLETELY UNDESIRABLE TO MALES. my plan has worked to perfection.

but seriously, if i were interested in men, what would it matter if i played video games and guitar? oh, because you picked up the guitar to impress me and i’m immune to your charms? because i’m better at Call of Duty than you are? it seems the dude who made this list is really insecure with: his ability to fuck(because if she’s had sex with a woman/more than 4 other dudes, she will judge him based on these past experiences and think HM YOU SUCK, SIR), his ability to play guitar and/or video games, his own childhood experiences, his ability to handle a woman who can stand up for herself(traditional hot-headed redhead), his ability to be an empathetic, kind human being(all of the options where the women have emotional baggage), and his ability to use chopsticks. it’s sad to me that women with a backbone are undesirable, women with sexuality are undesirable and women who might not fit the usual gender binary fare of feminine are undesirable. although, women used to be expected to entertain via music, remember. aren’t men constantly saying how women should be more aggressive because they can’t be taken seriously if they’re hypersensitive “WOMEN” about something? hm.

I HAVE YOU ALL FIGURED OUT, SIR.

also, can i date men of single moms? men who have tattoos or piercings? men who are into asian culture? etc etc. OH, HELLO DOUBLE STANDARDS, we meet again.

(Source: ultrajacket)