September 2011
2 posts
guess how often i've posted about the emmy's
THERE IS A GOD. PETER DINKLAGE!!!!
(someone please give me a peter dinklage gif to put here)
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August 2011
1 post
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is there something about me that says: ATTN: ARE YOU OVER 40 WITH A PENIS? PLEASE HIT ON ME!!!?
i mean, i guess i just don’t see the logic in hitting on a girl half your age who is a teller at a bank. seriously, i will help you set up your match.com account in the bank(we have computers right over there, sir) if you just leave me alone.
July 2011
1 post
“Nothing ruins a good LAN party like uncomfortable guests or lots of tension,...”
– Well, That’s One Way to Combat Misogyny in Gaming
HEY LETS RESOLVE OUR SEXISM/MISOGYNY ISSUE BY PUNISHING WOMEN AND ABSOLVING MEN!
holy shittttthhggg
(via vvarinn)
wat
(via esmeweatherwax)
One of the top World of Warcraft guilds simply does not allow women in their raids, period. It’s amazing...
June 2011
4 posts
“In the statehouse, Bachmann made opposition to gay marriage her signature issue. Both she and her husband, by all accounts her most trusted political adviser, believe that homosexuality can be cured. Speaking to a Christian radio station about gay teenagers last year, Marcus, who treats gay people in his counseling practice, said, ‘Barbarians need to be educated. They need to be...
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May 2011
1 post
Chooooch!: Meet the Mets, Mock the Mets... →
phuckyeahcarlosruiz:
Step right up and beat the Mets!
Perhaps you noticed that the Mets seem to have adopted the Texas Rangers’ “claw” for when they score runs. It’s an air high five, generally performed by douches in bars, but now, apparently, also by the New York Mets.
Exhibit A: Watch the Mets dugout after…
what’s the difference between douches in bars and the new york mets?...
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
3 posts
AN ALL TIME TUMBLR HIGH
incredibly enough, i am writing my own ORIGINAL tumblr post instead of reblogging something. as you may have already known, i am a big nerd who has been playing video games since i’ve been 5, basically 17 years. gaming has come a long way since SNES. with video games growing in popularity, the industry changed to suit people’s needs: instead of just constant ass-kicking, in the best...
February 2011
4 posts
minutetomidnight:
Mila: Have you seen Family Guy? No? You fucking asshole! Jason: See I watch news and sports Mila: Get the fuck out.
Mila Kunis, is there anything i don’t like about you? your foul mouth, the fact you game, your beautiful eyes, your charm and the convincing way you pretended to get it with Natalie Portman… no, no, i think not.
fuuuuuuuuuu →
stfuconservatives:
accordingtosami:
stfuconservatives:
glossylalia:
Even as they attempted to modify this rape-related provision found in two pieces of legislation, H.R. 3 and H.R. 358, these lawmakers inserted a new provision on page six of H.R.358, sponsored by Rep. Joe Pitts (R-Pa.), that would allow hospitals to refuse to provide abortion care when necessary to save a woman’s...
December 2010
1 post
while googling something girl talk related, i found this:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Girly-Girl
it’s really fortunate i have no interest in being a stereotypical “girly girl” because hot damn there are a lot of steps.
i want to read the wikihow on how to be a “boyish boy”
1. play call of duty or other FPS
2. don’t shower a lot
3. make penis jokes and/or...
November 2010
3 posts
early impressions of the new Girl Talk album: excellent. has anyone else listened to it yet?
October 2010
1 post
almost having a psychology BS does not mean i am a...
why is it that NO MATTER WHERE I AM someone wants to overshare?
is it because i go to a women’s college? because i really can’t handle people coming up to me and telling me their rape stories when it isn’t even during vagina monologues and they do not know anything about me.
so i work in a psychology learning lab where my job basically consists of: restricting food from rats...
August 2010
1 post
do you guys think that if i came up with an extremist religion where i walked around with “GOD HATES BUGS” signs, people would join and kill bugs?
July 2010
1 post
Poll: 55% Of Likely Voters Think U.S. Has A... →
stfuconservatives:
brooklynmutt:
The poll (PDF) from Democracy Corps finds that 55 percent of likely voters believe that the word “socialist” describes the president either “well” or “very well.”
continue reading click above link
I mean, I guess he passed a law for sort-of socialized medicine, but other than that? Not a socialist.
95.8% of the American public needs a definition of...
February 2010
2 posts
there’s something heartbreaking about knowing that you didn’t get what you wanted and that you tried to get. but at least if you missed the chance to have it, it’s satisfying to know that ultimately, it failed.
how to become gay, step 1: listen to the right...
http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands
look at all the bands on this list. no wonder i’m gay!
i can understand barring your kids from hanging out with gays(we’re a funny, convincing people after all and nothing would make us happier than turning a straight over to the dark side, speaking from experience), i can even understand denouncing gay marriage and telling all gay people...
October 2009
1 post
I think it’s these moments, lying in bed next to a sleeping you, that I realize how incredible all of this is. I think these are the moments that prove my love-moments of serenity in darkness and this intimacy that blows my mind. I like to record this(paper and pen is more intimate but clumsy and unsuitable for this dark) because it is a reminder: this is where you feel the most. These are...
September 2009
2 posts
It’s always 2 AM when everyone’s asleep and you’re pretty sure you’ve never felt more alone. It’s also usually 2 AM when you realize tomorrow she goes home. My heart is aching already.
I really love having class with my exgirlfriend’s friends. Talk about Awkwardville where the population is me. Sweet Jesus.
August 2009
5 posts
i’m not really one to write multiple posts pertaining to the same subject but seriously? christians need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. Jesus is not sitting next to them, like they’re deluding themselves into thinking. God is not(i repeat, NOT) on facebook to see them post lines from the Bible. if he is, i picture him saying something like “Dude! I was so high when I said that shit and...
http://thecurvature.com/2008/06/26/now-ladies-science-says-that-sex-is-bad-mmmkay/
champion.
if you can’t write a fucking sentence, don’t go to college.
ATTN: Jesus freaks
why is it necessary for you to make facebook statuses about, or somehow related to the following: your faith, god, jesus, how god did something for you or how your faith got you something? are you fucking kidding me with this? god is not santa claus, nor is he some mysterious power that grants you wishes(i mean, i wish robin williams was the voice of my genie too, but we all can’t get what...
July 2009
3 posts
go on, join the army
i fucking dare you.
seriously though, what is with these shitheads all finally deciding “well, my days as just a citizen are over. even though i’m fat or scrawny, seems like it’s time for me to whip my puny, pathetic body into shape with some burly bald man spitting in my face to drag my halo-playing ass through the obstacle course 8 more times”? it just seems fucking...
okay.
so, maybe i’m a cunt, but the next time a young person dies and someone says “god took them too soon” is getting a elbow to the groin. fuck you, you stupid twats. if you’re going to believe in god, why do you only reference him when: someone dies or someone does something shitty/something you don’t agree with? it seems to me that people fucking die because, OH WAIT,...
attn: vegetarians with an agenda
no one cares.
(IMPORTANT!: this is not aimed at all vegetarians. i’m sure many of you have perfectly wonderful reasons why you don’t want to eat fellow animals.)
although, i just don’t understand the veggies who say LOL I AM AVOIDING CANCER!!1 it seems to me that all of the added shit in our water and especially in our meat/fruit would be cancer causing. i would be inclined to...
June 2009
5 posts
believe it: i caved.
i own a mac. i am like a double agent. i am now a real humanities/social science major.
i also have a sweet ipod touch. yes. i still want to try linux like nobody’s business.
sometimes bad luck is unbelievable and the only thing you can possibly do to deal with it is laugh.
i’m laughing.
after many years of using windows microsoft, i think i have officially come to the conclusion that i am done with it. when i get a new laptop, it will be running….
a ubuntu OS.
ha, suck my dick, macintosh! you’re not the only OS alternative!
in other news, i hate the writing center. why, APA, WHY? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME ALL THIS TIME!
http://www.advocate.com/news_detail_ektid87128.asp →
two people who recognize the need for equality. i had to point them out—incredible people who finally are standing up for themselves in CA!
so. love. there are two kinds of people: people who think love sucks a nut and people who think love is awesome. but riddle me this—if not for the connection of love(of one another, of things), what does humanity really have to offer?
perhaps i’m being a little naive in this, but love seems to be at the very core of our existence. the pinnacle of human life, as it were. but how many...
May 2009
5 posts
curious.
so why is it that i always seem to have all these deep thoughts at 2 AM on a saturday night, bathed in darkness, listening to the sound of sleep and the whir of energy(i can’t tell if its my own invention or the house)? i like thinking, i come to find. i like it best after i’m given something to consider—a theme posed, or perhaps an argument to which i am supposed to compose a...
http://www.geekpadshow.com/2009/04/9-wisest-philoso... →
sometimes, i really love the internet.
so.
here i am, posting on a blog. weird. ah, the things we do for love(and also the things we do using love as an excuse).
i think my tumblr colours are awesome. i also like bolding and italicizing whatever i want, whenever i want, for emphasis. kick ass.
maybe blogging is okay?