September 18, 2011

guess how often i’ve posted about the emmy’s

THERE IS A GOD. PETER DINKLAGE!!!!

(someone please give me a peter dinklage gif to put here)

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September 8, 2011
maxistentialist: Cards Against Humanity is currently sold out while we wait for both a second printing and our first expansion. To tide you over, we’re going to give away two copies of Cards Against Humanity on Tumblr. At 11:59pm next Friday (9/16), we’ll pick two random people who have reblogged this post and contact them to get their addresses. P.S. You can always go to CardsAgainstHumanity.com and make your own set for free. i am a horrible person! this sounds great.

maxistentialist:

Cards Against Humanity is currently sold out while we wait for both a second printing and our first expansion.

To tide you over, we’re going to give away two copies of Cards Against Humanity on Tumblr. At 11:59pm next Friday (9/16), we’ll pick two random people who have reblogged this post and contact them to get their addresses.

P.S. You can always go to CardsAgainstHumanity.com and make your own set for free.

i am a horrible person! this sounds great.

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August 9, 2011

is there something about me that says: ATTN: ARE YOU OVER 40 WITH A PENIS? PLEASE HIT ON ME!!!?

i mean, i guess i just don’t see the logic in hitting on a girl half your age who is a teller at a bank. seriously, i will help you set up your match.com account in the bank(we have computers right over there, sir) if you just leave me alone.

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July 23, 2011
“ Nothing ruins a good LAN party like uncomfortable guests or lots of tension, both of which can result from mixing immature, misogynistic male-gamers with female counterparts […] Though we’ve done our best to avoid these situations in years past, we’ve certainly had our share of problems. As a result, we no longer allow women to attend this event.

Well, That’s One Way to Combat Misogyny in Gaming

HEY LETS RESOLVE OUR SEXISM/MISOGYNY ISSUE BY PUNISHING WOMEN AND ABSOLVING MEN! 

holy shittttthhggg

(via vvarinn)

wat

(via esmeweatherwax)

One of the top World of Warcraft guilds simply does not allow women in their raids, period. It’s amazing what people are allowed to get away with in the name of doing better at video games. Rather than address how male-identified people treat female-identified characters in games, they’re just taking them out of the equation.

(via stfuconservatives)

dear male, heterosexual WoW players: you can’t lose your virginity if you’ve never met a woman.

it’s amazing how (hetero)sexism still thrives in video games and gamers, and how gaming companies coddle them. sorry, i believe that women are becoming pretty important in the gaming world, too, how about try acknowledging us?

(via stfuconservatives)

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June 21, 2011
lucaluca: buzzfeed: If this doesn’t spell recipe for unbridled chaos, I don’t know what does. [Westboro Baptist Church Plans To Picket Ryan Dunn’s Funeral] Is there any publicly reported celeb death that they don’t picket? i’m extremely proud that i live in “one of the most evil states to ever exist” in the eyes of the Westboro Baptist Church. i have no idea why—do they hate the Amish?

lucaluca:

buzzfeed:

If this doesn’t spell recipe for unbridled chaos, I don’t know what does.

[Westboro Baptist Church Plans To Picket Ryan Dunn’s Funeral]

Is there any publicly reported celeb death that they don’t picket?

i’m extremely proud that i live in “one of the most evil states to ever exist” in the eyes of the Westboro Baptist Church. i have no idea why—do they hate the Amish?

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June 16, 2011

“In the statehouse, Bachmann made opposition to gay marriage her signature issue. Both she and her husband, by all accounts her most trusted political adviser, believe that homosexuality can be cured. Speaking to a Christian radio station about gay teenagers last year, Marcus, who treats gay people in his counseling practice, said, ‘Barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined, and just because someone feels this or thinks this, doesn’t mean that we’re supposed to go down that road.’”

- Marcus Bachmann, COUNSELOR and husband to Michele Bachmann(a potential Republican presidential candidate), source

you know, i never thought of it that way. as a college-educated woman, i never even dreamed i was a barbarian—i guess that’s why i get so much pleasure out of those giant turkey legs at the Renaissance Fair. also, i guess i just need a good hard spanking for all that evil lesbianism!

it would also be helpful if people who were expressing their views didn’t use weird, bullshit phrases that don’t mean anything when they’re talking. just say what you mean and be done with it.

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June 13, 2011
you know, Littlefinger, even though you’re a slimy bastard, you’re a clever man. also why does Walder Frey look like Argus Filch? WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE NOW I HAVE TO REREAD THE BOOKS.

you know, Littlefinger, even though you’re a slimy bastard, you’re a clever man.

also why does Walder Frey look like Argus Filch?

WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE NOW I HAVE TO REREAD THE BOOKS.

(Source: bandofbrothels)

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June 9, 2011
stfuconservatives: itsallabitharrypotter: ryking: Infographic: Tax Cuts for Millionaires vs. Nutrition Assistance House Republicans recently proposed $833 million worth of cuts to the Special Supplemental Nutritional Program for Women, Infants and Children, or WIC in next year’s budget (FY2012), the equivalent of kicking between 325,000 to 475,000 eligible mothers, infants, and children off of one of the nation’s most cost-effective programs. Ultimately over $650 million in cuts to the program are on the table in the bill that Congress will debate later this month. [Right-wingers] justified the cut on the grounds that tackling our nation’s deficits requires “shared sacrifice.” But the tax cuts they recently fought to extend will give away more money to America’s 300,000 millionaires this week than it will cost to adequately fund this critical nutrition program for all of next year. Not exactly “pro-life” of the GOP to throw women, infants, and children under a bus just to make millionaires and billionaires even wealthier, is it? I want to make posters of this and put it all over the Capital building. Or I would if it wasn’t illegal to fart in the wrong place there. They’re pro-life, unless you’re already born and actually need to eat. sometimes i think republicans just do it for the lulz, because they make about as much sense as your average 6th grade internet troll. to be pro-life, one must be alive. to stay alive, you have to eat.

stfuconservatives:

itsallabitharrypotter:

ryking:

Infographic: Tax Cuts for Millionaires vs. Nutrition Assistance

House Republicans recently proposed $833 million worth of cuts to the Special Supplemental Nutritional Program for Women, Infants and Children, or WIC in next year’s budget (FY2012), the equivalent of kicking between 325,000 to 475,000 eligible mothers, infants, and children off of one of the nation’s most cost-effective programs. Ultimately over $650 million in cuts to the program are on the table in the bill that Congress will debate later this month.

[Right-wingers] justified the cut on the grounds that tackling our nation’s deficits requires “shared sacrifice.” But the tax cuts they recently fought to extend will give away more money to America’s 300,000 millionaires this week than it will cost to adequately fund this critical nutrition program for all of next year.

Not exactly “pro-life” of the GOP to throw women, infants, and children under a bus just to make millionaires and billionaires even wealthier, is it?

I want to make posters of this and put it all over the Capital building. Or I would if it wasn’t illegal to fart in the wrong place there.

They’re pro-life, unless you’re already born and actually need to eat.

sometimes i think republicans just do it for the lulz, because they make about as much sense as your average 6th grade internet troll.

to be pro-life, one must be alive. to stay alive, you have to eat.

(via stfuconservatives)

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May 28, 2011
Chooooch!: Meet the Mets, Mock the Mets -crossingbroad.com

phuckyeahcarlosruiz:

Step right up and beat the Mets!

Perhaps you noticed that the Mets seem to have adopted the Texas Rangers’ “claw” for when they score runs. It’s an air high five, generally performed by douches in bars, but now, apparently, also by the New York Mets.

Exhibit A: Watch the Mets dugout after…

what’s the difference between douches in bars and the new york mets? apparently nothing.

chooch is so sassy, hahah.

(Source: crossingbroad.com)

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April 29, 2011

thedailywhat:

Trump Speech of the Day: Donald Trump took the stage yesterday at his Clark County GOP-sponsored rally on the Vegas Strip and cursed his way into the news cycle, dropping several f-bombs on topics ranging from schools in Iraq to Saudi Arabian oil.

“Listen you motherf*ckers, we’re going to tax you 25 percent,” Trump said in reference to imported Chinese goods. So, do you want to remind him that his menswear line is manufactured in China, or should I?

[ktnv / wonkette.]

so far, the only thing i haven’t found reprehensible about donald trump running for president is the fact that he isn’t afraid to go up in front of thousands of people and use “fuck” freely.

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