October 13, 2009

I think it’s these moments, lying in bed next to a sleeping you, that I realize how incredible all of this is. I think these are the moments that prove my love-moments of serenity in darkness and this intimacy that blows my mind. I like to record this(paper and pen is more intimate but clumsy and unsuitable for this dark) because it is a reminder: this is where you feel the most. These are the moments your throat gets the tightest and it’s hardest to fight those rejoicing tears back.

I am lucky.

September 20, 2009

It’s always 2 AM when everyone’s asleep and you’re pretty sure you’ve never felt more alone. It’s also usually 2 AM when you realize tomorrow she goes home. My heart is aching already.

September 2, 2009

I really love having class with my exgirlfriend’s friends. Talk about Awkwardville where the population is me. Sweet Jesus.

August 19, 2009

i’m not really one to write multiple posts pertaining to the same subject but seriously? christians need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. Jesus is not sitting next to them, like they’re deluding themselves into thinking. God is not(i repeat, NOT) on facebook to see them post lines from the Bible. if he is, i picture him saying something like “Dude! I was so high when I said that shit and it’s on the internet! LOL!” wouldn’t posting shit from the bible on a SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE be considered blasphemy anyway?

sweet jesus.

August 9, 2009
August 4, 2009

if you can’t write a fucking sentence, don’t go to college.

ATTN: Jesus freaks

why is it necessary for you to make facebook statuses about, or somehow related to the following: your faith, god, jesus, how god did something for you or how your faith got you something? are you fucking kidding me with this? god is not santa claus, nor is he some mysterious power that grants you wishes(i mean, i wish robin williams was the voice of my genie too, but we all can’t get what we want). faith in god does not draw two of you fucking morons together. you meet each other because you all have the same fucking deranged belief that somehow makes you more important than someone who does not. how is that possible? if god himself caused all the good things in the world, then how do you explain good shit happening to atheists? how do you explain bad shit happening to christians? you can’t possibly, unless you are suggesting that your god loves all people(which he couldn’t possibly, because the bible tells you to hate gays, blacks, interracial couples, and shellfish!) and that all humans are treated equally. now, that just wouldn’t make any sense!

it also doesn’t make sense that once again, certain people need to be convinced that they deserve some kind of special treatment when they’re just as(if not more) depraved, selfish, egocentric, and judgmental as the rest of us. especially fucking christians. i have never met bigger egotistical shitstains. i mean, really, come on. who the fuck would let ugly romans nail them to a cross and stab them with spears without fucking screaming at them? “HEY DUMBFUCK, THAT WAS MY GODDAMN SPLEEN. I FUCKING FELT THAT SHIT.” i don’t know ANY jews who would do this. jesus is just trying to convince everyone that he’s a badass. what kind of idiot do you take me for?? CLEARLY, FICTION. SORRY ASSHOLES, I SEE THROUGH YOUR “REALISTIC FICTION” BULLSHIT.

eat me.

dumbledore?

dumbledore?

July 31, 2009

go on, join the army

i fucking dare you.

seriously though, what is with these shitheads all finally deciding “well, my days as just a citizen are over. even though i’m fat or scrawny, seems like it’s time for me to whip my puny, pathetic body into shape with some burly bald man spitting in my face to drag my halo-playing ass through the obstacle course 8 more times”? it just seems fucking stupid that people are that afraid of debt to sign their lives away.

NEWSFLASH: EVERYONE IS FUCKING POOR. GROW A PAIR AND TRY TO GET WORK JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

for some people, the military is a valid option. for scrawny little science majors who play xbox live and think it’s unfair mom and dad finally cut them off of the FINANCIAL TEET they’ve been suckling at for 20 years, i somehow doubt this.

goddamn fuckheads.

July 28, 2009

okay.

so, maybe i’m a cunt, but the next time a young person dies and someone says “god took them too soon” is getting a elbow to the groin. fuck you, you stupid twats. if you’re going to believe in god, why do you only reference him when: someone dies or someone does something shitty/something you don’t agree with? it seems to me that people fucking die because, OH WAIT, THEY WERE IN A SHITTY SITUATION AND DIED.

i see too much of this bullshit where a 20-something dies and EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM SAYS: “I MET YOU FOR 3 SECONDS AND YOU WERE AN INCREDIBLE SOUL. GOD TOOK YOU TOO SOON. SEE YOU IN HEAVEN!!!1” if you met a really nice hobo and found out 8 minutes later he got shot in the head point blank, you’d be sad, right? maybe. if he was fucking shitfaced, laying on the street vomitting and then got into a car with a person he vaguely new and got killed, WOULD YOU REALLY CARE? probably not. “good for the son of a bitch! the world has one less idiot!” there’s a reason why darwin came up with natural selection.

fuck you. not everyone fucking goes to heaven, SINNER. christianity is chock full of pretentious rhetoric riddled with plotholes. want to know why there’s no goddamn BIBLE video games? too many fucking plotholes. that shit would be worse than FFVII.

people are fucking selfish cunts who pretend that god is the reason “important” people die and situations are the reason everyone else does.

i’m an asshole. if there is a hell, i hope to see you all there.